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If you would like to contact me for any reason, you may reply here.

If you would prefer to correspond privately, you may leave something with me at this address: seven.ana.halflife@gmail.com

If you would enjoy stalking and torturing me to death, more than half the fun is in the catch, so I’ll try not to make it too easy for you with a name, home address or social security number.

If you are interested in “following” “friending” and “liking” me, or any other such twitterpainted, bookless, facetious nonsense, I’m afraid you’ll have to carry on without me.

You may use my library card number, provided you ask nicely and return everything on time.