Archive for July, 2013

shrug

Posted: July 26, 2013 in transliteration

I have no inclination to write lately.
As it turns out, I’m…happy?

Yes, happy.

Not just happy, morning sex happy.

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sigh

Posted: July 14, 2013 in hidden admonishment

sigh

Dave’s a great guy.

Posted: July 14, 2013 in otiose
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When it’s three in the morning, I don’t want to hear about how fucking amazing it is hanging out with Dave.
Fuck Dave.
If you’d rather expound upon Dave’s brilliance in the drunken hours of the morning than talk to me at a normal time, fucking hang out with Dave.
Hang out with him exclusively for the rest of the goddamned week, because I don’t fucking want to hear about you and Dave.
Dave
Dave
Davie what a crock of shit.

Fuck you.

Road Trip

Posted: July 7, 2013 in hidden admonishment
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Bus ticket one way:  $250.

Pass.

Plane ticket one way: $358 with a two day wait.

Pass.

Two days off to rescue your stranded ass…

$120 round trip.

Yeah, you fucking owe me.

I drove 16 hours straight, took a two hour nap, turned around and came back.  You.  Made.  Me.  Drive.  Through.  Fucking.  Indiana.

Twice.