Cringe: “In Conclusion…”

Posted: January 21, 2011 in otiose

In order to have something to chatter about, I would have to do something with my life.
That seems like too much work right now, so I am reduced to wishing insignificant people dead and cursing at my curried rice for failing to pack enough kick to knock me out of my current stupor.

In conclusion, my life is as asinine and worthless as this sentence.


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